We all have that one friend—the one who can’t remember their own birthday, loses their phone twice a week, or once tried to microwave a fork. The holidays are the perfect time to show them some love (and maybe a little gentle roasting) with gifts that are equal parts practical, hilarious, and genuinely useful. Whether you’re shopping for your most chaotic bestie, your blissfully clueless roommate, or your endearingly scatterbrained partner, these 10 gift ideas strike the perfect balance between funny and thoughtful—because sometimes the best presents are the ones that make them laugh and make their life a little easier. As an amazon associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
1. Left and Right rings, so they always know which is which (so long as they can remember to put them on the correct hand).

2. Apple Airtags, so they can stop losing their keys, bag, jackets…car.

3. Get them a cute keychain to go with the air tag, or they will lose the airtags separate from their keys and it will be a useless gift.

3. Get them a wallet with a built in air tag compartment so they cant lose that either.

4. Get them a word a day calendar so you can help them improve their vocabulary and keep track of the date.

5. A smart watch will help them keep track of the time, their appointments, and will alert emergency services if they fall and crack their heads.

6. Get them an audible membership. They can get some of the benefits of reading without having to actually read. Just tell them its like listening to a podcast.

7. If your stupidest friend wants a gun, don’t buy them a real gun. They will hurt themselves, or someone else, or possible the walls of their own house. Scratch the itch without the potential for fatalities with a salt gun. It shoots table salt, and they can work on their aim.

8. If they are always losing their shower or pool shoes in the communal shower or at the public pool- get them a pair that are very distinct and unlikely to be missed or stolen.

9. Get them a pet that they can’t kill but could teach them a little bit about responsibility.

10. Gift them a toilet night light- so if they have to go in the middle of the night and they are too tire to find the light switch, they can still find their seat- or aim.

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