One of the many things I appreciate about Gen Z is the re-appropriation of the word cunt. The kids these days are using the term to mean (according to urban dictionary) “A word used to define something that is very ‘bad bitch-esque,’ very fierce, very cool. An outfit can be described as this, a person, a photo, anything.”
That being said, lets take this opportunity to serve cunt all season long, culminating a huge cunt fest, a very cunty Christmas. That was fun to type. I hope you’re having fun reading it. So let’s kick things off with the first thing you’ll need, one would argue the most important thing, another might argue the most basic thing- a Christmas tree.
1. A tree that “serves cunt” can be big or small, can be thin or thick, her size and shape do not matter. Her attitude, her “extra” ness is all we need. Ladies Gentlemen, Theydies and Gentlethems, the cuntiest tree of all is one covered in lights and tinsel. You can add colorful vintage ornaments, or you can leave it plain. It will serve cunt just the same.
- Get some colorful handmade ornaments here: https://amzn.to/47cPbRt
- Get some silver iridescent tinsel here: https://amzn.to/3QUS6J1
- Get some Christmas lights that can switch from white to colorful and back here: https://amzn.to/3G2BMzq
- Get an artificial tree here: https://amzn.to/46mn9SE
2. The next order of business for a cunty Christmas is to get some decor that’s over the top and extra (in a great way). DIY your own by getting a white or silver garland and adding lights, ornaments, and sprays. Make it multicolored or stick with a minimal color palette.
- Get a white garland here: https://amzn.to/3QXooTE
- Some glittery butterflies here: https://amzn.to/47bz7zA
- Colorful candy ornaments here: https://amzn.to/3QAvFHz
- Large ornaments here: https://amzn.to/3GhDJbL
- Some sprays here: https://amzn.to/3FYEOVB
3. Imagine walking into your living room and it literally comes alive like in every old Christmas movie with a real working electric train set.
4. Add some cozy cunt to your couch or recliner with these whimsical Christmas pillows.
- Get the tiger pillow here: https://amzn.to/49wOofV
- Get the North Pole Pillow here: https://amzn.to/47dlobo
5. A big part of being extra and serving cunt this season is about attention to details. So scent is an important part of the equation. Get a holiday themed scented candle with a great name like this one.
6. You’ll need some cunty lounge wear like this double entendre sweatshirt
7. For outdoor decor, these jumbo colorful christmas lights are serving.
Grab some matching pathway stake lights for an over the top moment.
8. It’s also important to have some cunty activities planned, go over the top by making and decorating a gingerbread village instead of just a house.
9. Light up the room with a funny ( and dare I say sexy?) call back to one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time with this outrageous leg lamp.
10. Make sure people know before they even enter your house what a cunty christmas they’re in for with an over the top wreath like this one from wreathsbysilvia on etsy. Or make your own with a plain jane wreath, some sparays, ornaments, and extras!
- Get plain pink wreath here: https://amzn.to/49OF739
- Some pink christmas ornaments here: https://amzn.to/40CgoKY
- A pink nutcracker here: https://amzn.to/3QGdccE
- Cute colorful Christmas sweets here: https://amzn.to/3QCwH5W
- Some bows here: https://amzn.to/40FgHEW
- Gingerbread man here: https://amzn.to/473VvuF
- Add of course, glitter: https://amzn.to/49yqu3E
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